I ate the Jesus Fish!

So i was having sex with your mom the other night (by the way tell her i said thanks and the next time i go there itll be an extra five bucks and ill clean up) but anyways i will continue me smeagol , so i got home from your moms house and realized i should make a website, seeing as it is a lot of work it took me a couple days to build up enough energy by laying on the couch watching tv eating cheese melted over raw hot dogs with extra grease and sipping on my diet caffeine free pop cuz my mom says im to fat. neways so i got my self up from that sunk in couch put down the greasy cheese covered hot dogs and decided to haul my ass over to the computer. I sat down looked at the computer and decided to make this website. It took me like five hours to think of a name for it anbd what shit i would put oin it so i came up with i ate the jesus fish which is stupid but so is this website its jsut here to insult you because you suck forever and your mom is so freaking hot i would do her at disney land infront of the castle and show all the little kiddys how babies are made. I would get suied for like a ca-billion million dollars because every american in the park would be angry and those damn ami's will sew anybody for anything like this one guy who suid a certain restaraunt when he reached from the toilet to get some toilet paper and pinched his dick between the toilet seat and got like 500 mill for pinching his dick